Because I have exorbitant amounts of time on my hands on this fine Sunday afternoon, and since today is especially uneventful, you are the lucky soon-to-be reader of the unprecedented Daily Routine Double-Blog. In the past week I have come to several conclusions. First that writing and maintaining a blog is some of the most stressful and demanding work that I have faced since, well, ever. Second, that I could make up half of the things that I say here and you may never know. Third, I do make up half of the things that I say on here. But not that. Or that. Lastly, The price of fame is a high one. And what with the development of this blog and my moments of fame at the LMFAO concert, I have been struggling with that price. Regardless, [insert shameless plug for blog here, then weep while knowing that no one will regard it with any sincerity] please keep the fame coming. Tell your friends. Anyhoo, without further ado, lets begin.
Weekend Recap: I awoke on Saturday, still basking in the glory of the concert the night before. I was immediately reminded, for I had slept in the frames given to me by the one and only RedFoo. I dressed, and headed to the football scrimmage to see the Trojans take on their most feared and toughest opponent: themselves. As predicted, however, the Trojans came out victorious. After a Chipotle lunch, I returned home for several hours of rigorous Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2007 training. As the hours grew later and our hunger more prevalent, the elderly gentleman who inhabited our apartment last semester prepared us a feast of beer-battered halibut and seasoned steak fries. It tasted like...winning gold. We then entertained a few guests with rousing games of charades and several rounds of sparkling water. After a late night snack of Taco Bell, we retired to our quarters. And that brings us to today. After baking a confetti cake and several forkfuls of frosting, I retreated to the roof to perfect the bronzeness of my skin. And that brings us right up to this very second. And I've decided that you (yes you [insert own name here]) are lucky enough to not only have a Double-Blog but you get the opportunity to be interactive and give your own responses to today's topic. Which brings us to today's topic: WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU WANT TO BE?
I don't know about you but this is a topic that I have thought long and hard about. I've bounced back and forth between choices, from dolphin, to penguin, to monkey. But in the end, there is only one choice that I can bring myself to make: male lion. It could be my early exposure to "The Lion King," or it could be my week of safari-ing in South Africa when I was nine. Or it could be the fact that the male lion is the single greatest animal ever to walk the planet. In addition to being the largest of the big cats (or all cats), you can't beat a cat that has a mane and whose roar can be heard from up to five miles away. While males are the leaders of the lion pride, they are not expected to hunt yet are given the first opportunity to eat at a new kill. The lionesses raise cubs and hunt for food while the male serves strictly as a leader and an intimidator. In addition, lions have no specific mating season and will forgo eating and mate between 20 and 40 times a day when the females are in heat. According to Wikipedia, lions also enjoy blogging in their spare time. In sum, while being incredibly lazy, lions are able to reap all the benefits of life that an animal could need. Endless amounts of red meat, women and respect.
Roar,
-ROF
Daily Food: Confetti Cake with Confetti and Chocolate Frosting
Daily Activity: Baking and Bronzing
Daily Song: Slightly Stoopid - Closer to the Sun
Daily Attire: Suits
Daily News Everyone Should Care About: North Korea Says It Has Restarted Nuclear Work
Daily News No One Should Care About: U.S. Declares Public Health Emergency Over Swine Flu
Daily Life Goal: Backflip on Skis
Daily Complaint: Its 20 degrees hotter in Andover than in L.A.
Daily Drink: Water
Daily Studies: N/A
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ReplyDelete"winning gold" hahahahaha
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