The day has arrived. In exactly 30 minutes I will be going under for third molar extraction. Now I want you to picture the most delicious ice cream sundae that you've ever eaten. It has your favorite ice cream, mounds of your favorite toppings and is topped with several cherries. Now I want you to picture whatever the exact opposite of that is and that's what I'm about to go through. But I have chosen to make the best of this situation. When life gives you lemons, write a blog on a lot of prescription pain medication, is I believe how the saying goes. If you are unfamiliar with the
YouTube series in which individuals attempt to do different tasks after smoking the legal hallucinogenic drug salvia, it has served as the inspiration for our Daily Topic: WRITING A BLOG WHILE SEDATED POST-WISDOM TOOTH OPERATION
*** **Disclaimer** Anything written after this point may contain material that is solely the work of a writer under heavy medication. Be prepared that it may include utter ridiculousness and nonsense. But what else is new at the Daily Routine. Enjoy.***
Well I'm back. One minute, I was complaining to the nurses about how the Celtics are terrible, and the next minute, it was lights out. I woke up, not really sure how I got out of my chair or where I was. I proceeded to tell my mother that "las medicas aqui llevan ropa muy feo" or that the nurses here wear very ugly clothes. Next thing I know, I'm in the car after a walk somewhat similar to the one through a parking lot during a particular football game last December. Then apparently we visted the grocery store and the pharmacy. Who knew?
Daily Food: Chocolate Pudding
Daily Activity: Surgurey
Daily Song: Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
Daily Attire: IV Tube
Daily News Everyone Should Care About: Sri Lankans Say Rebels Crushed and Leader Killed
Daily News No One Should Care About: New Services Promise Online Life After Death
Daily News No One Should Care About: New Services Promise Online Life After Death
Daily Life Goal: Speak More Spanish
Daily Complaint: The Four Gaping Holes in the Back of My Mouth
Daily Drink: Gatorade
Daily Movie: The Office. Not really a movie.
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