Saturday May 9th

Greetings,
After an extensive bath in aloe, my sunburn is beginning to ameliorate. Additionally, its Saturday which means that my sophomore year countdown has reached one hand. As of Tuesday at 6:30, I'm halfway done with college. Also, **Newsflash** after a trying semester of suffering through geology, I have earned a respectable term grade of a B+. Let's pause for a round of applause for me. But there is another pressing countdown which is a tad more antagonistic. And that brings us to our Daily Topic: WISDOM TEETH



On Monday May 18th at 10:30 I will be going under for wisdom tooth surgery. Wisdom teeth, or third molars, were used by our evolutionary ancestors for chewing leaves and plant materials. But rightfully so, we realized somewhere along the road that a tasty steak was more enjoyable than grinding lettuce with our back molars. Our jaws shortened with evolution and the need for a third molar became unnecessary. However, we didn't quite figure that out yet and these painful dentiles continue to grow excruciatingly into our mouths. And thus, they must be removed, which is what will be happening to me on Monday. You may have known all of this already but there is something about wisdom teeth that is largely unknown. Studies have shown that there is a direct correlation between the intelligence level of people who have had their wisdom teeth removed and those who haven't. People who have had their wisdom teeth out exhibit a consistent IQ level of 25 points less than those who haven't. So here is my dilemma. With my current IQ of 151, a loss of 25 points will drop me down to 126, ten points below the genius level of 136. And while we all know how wise I am, I can't afford to lose any of that wisdom. Ergo, I have 8 days to figure out how to avoid this procedure. I'm open to suggestions.
Out like my teeth,
-ROF

Daily Food: Peanut Butter and Saltines

Daily Activity: Aloe Bath

Daily Song: Hornz - 3Oh!3

Daily Attire: Boardshorts

Daily News Everyone Should Care About: Zuma Inaugurated in South Africa

Daily News No One Should Care About: Brady Bunch Mom Hugs A Lot of People

Daily Life Goal: Retain Genius-level IQ

Daily Complaint: Sunburn

Daily Drink: Milk

Daily Studies: International Security

Daily Movie: none